Pearl:Probably me holding my spear in the most Impressive pose!
Garnet:How about the gauntlets? They’re fierce and they bring my style out!
2. First Post
Pearl:Hello humans! I am flattered to be using the social device you use when there is nothing better to do! I’d just like to say this is another fascinating way to waste time! For a human.
Amethyst:Wassup guys? Yolo! Amethyst here!
Garnet:Hey Everyone. This is Garnet, bringing love and peace to Facebook.
3. Group Chat
Pearl:Humans, Id be happy to join your talk!
Garnet:Hello Guys. This is Garnet, back together.
4. Cyber bullying
Pearl:Stop that at once! Love should be in place of this!
Amethyst:(joins cyber bullies)
Garnet:I will hit you with the gauntlets!
5. Discovering the emotes
Pearl:Hello Humans! I have a question:Why are there faces on my keyboard?
Amethyst:YOLO! (Spams the emotes)
Garnet:Let’s Go For It. (Texts one and sends it)
6. Spreading Facebook
Pearl:Steven, have you heard of this thing called Facebook?
Amethyst:Yo! Steven! Try this neat thing I found!
Garnet:Steven, this is called Facebook. Apparently humans use this, so I thought you might like it.
7. Meeting friends
Pearl:Rose! Nice to see you here! Isn’t this such a fascinating thing to do?
Amethyst:Hey! It’s me who works at the Homeworld zoo! Yooooooooo!
Garnet:Malachite! Why are you here?!
8. Leaving for the day
Pearl:I have better things to do.
Amethyst:I’m gonna pretend sleep....
Garnet:We need to practice for a fight. Bye, Facebook.